Uni finally returned this past week. But it was mostly boring shit.
Except Sam's economics class.
That made it automatically the most hilarious day ever.
On Thursday night a group of us sweet peeps saw Watchmen. I had no real expectations, but as of the opening sequence (!!!!) i was amazed, and the movie made me crap my pants except in reverse with the front part not the back part. As well as making me crap my pants.
Dr Manhattan's blue song and dance number wasn't that big. The idea of it being a megawang must be a male-created conspiracy to make women and small endowed men feel that that's a good size.
When Dr Manhattan is in his giant form he jacks off with a ferris wheel.
Say that to JAMES MERRY sometime. His reaction is worth it. And it fundamentally ruins his entire childhood memory cycle.
Robert Downey Jr was great in the movie.
I also enjoyed Javier Bardem's performance.
There was a preview for the faggy new X-men movie (like the faggy old one, but with less bald Patrick-Stewart-head.) That's the second most artificial Hugh Jackman chest ive seen in the past year.
"What was wrong with the yellow guy in the wiggles?"
"He was ill"
"DID HE HAVE AIDS!?!?...*sings like Chef* "I'm gonna give aids to all you children"
The women's cricket world cup started today...
That's it there's no second punchline.
Nazza's mum had to take some crazy Vitamin C chewy tablet things which were really sour.
Bottle: "Take 4 every [whatever]"
Nazza's mum: 'FOUR !!!'
*Nazza's mum eats four*
*Everyone laughs at Nazza's mum's face*
Scott: "You wanna chip?"
Nazza: "NU I ONLY EAT PLEENKTIN"
The news was talking to the Australian women's cricket team and they showed the coach. He was a dude. I laughed.
VH1: "50 Mardi Gras anthems"
Max: "U2 vs Coldplay"
"Wow both channels are paying tribute to the Mardi Gras"
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Is it ironic that an economics class (with Sam no less) was the most exciting part of that day?
ReplyDeleteMy wit was so quick that night.
Bahaha U2 vs Coldplay. Of all the Eno-related material you could possibly show, they pick the worst. I wish The Police - Mother had a video made. That would be the greatest request ever. And you'd get to see Andy's hilariously screwed up face screaming "OOOOH! OOOOOOH!"
what a music! what a quality!
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