"Believe in something, even if it's wrong"

Those Sound relief concerts were on last week.

Except it wasn't really last week.

I'm just slow.

They were hilarious because Channel V's presenters were faggy and i wanted to stab them in the wang. But Iva Davies had a DARK SIDE SHIRT, it was amazing. Most of the people were crap, but Split Enz were great.

"WHY IS THIS MAN STLL LIVING" - Ben on that annoying bald faggot in the Hoodoo Gurus.

It was Ben's birthday last week. We went down by the water for a birthday dinner and this faggy kid playing on a skateboard ran into a pole and stacked it. It was great.

Then there was these old ladies close by and Ben was all "look at those old ladies" far too loud and Mum was "shh keep it down, don't be rude!" So Ben went "they're old, they can't hear properly" even louder.

"They should give Obama The Nobel Prize for Evil"

Trivia was sweet yesterday. We all cheated and were joint winners, and then the faggy bar ran out of wedges so we had to eat cold chips. I was massively pissed. And then some faggot broke my pen. What a crap day.

"Fat Actually Makes You Thin, Renowned Science Writer Says‏"
"that's great"
"flammable means inflammable? what a country"

Scott invited me to be in the weekly gay orgy. I'm the midfielder so I'll have to both give it and be penetrated anally.

"That violates thermodynamics"
"How does it violate thermodynamics"
...
...
"Anally"

Scott broke Tim Chaston's paper. It reminded me of that time...THE BALL HIT HIM IN THE FACE AAAAHAHAHAHAH

I have finally found the long-awaited prestigious first Auslan sign which could double as a visual masturbation euphemism. It is the sign for COLOUR. Consult me for details.

"It's my birthday so i'm meant to be excited but I'm just pissed."

I saw a link to tihs article about Alan Jones before, and when I clicked on it this massive gorilla face came up next to the text. That's pretty appropriate.

Alan Jones goes 'FUCK YOU" every morning when he's cutting his banana to put on his gay flakes cereal.

"Malfoy survives, gets married and has a kid. I forgot what his kid's name was. It was something really stupid and gay."
"Was it SAM?"

Watch this video. It's hardcore and hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWjNX4PBlI


WICCA CHAIR!!!!!