YEAAAAAAAAAH I SMASHED THE TRIVIA I'M GREAT.
I'M FANTASTIC.
We had trivia last week.
And i'll never get to do it again.
That's pretty crap.
But I knew that Automatic For The People was REM's iconic album and Tuesday Night Music Club was the Kevin Gilbert album that bitch got all the credit for in 94 (what a shit year, i mean Canberra won the grand final, and they come from a shit state and/or territory).
So I got officially rewarded for being massively gay. First time that's happened since Mr Grogan said "Alexander Spinks" in the graduation ceremony.
My award was a $7 meal voucher so I could buy a $3 meal for free.
I got fish and chips.
And tartate sauce.
That was a bigass fish.
"Imagine theres no Wakeman, it's easy if you try, just some guy with a ukelele."
The other day on the way home Mum was pissed off and she got into a sweet catfight with this Tronno bitch over a hire car. Neither party could afford the dignity of fighting over a Taxi.
"The baptism water is causing my headaches whenever I blaspheme."
The teacher in Auslan last week kept talking (using sign, we're not allowed to speak like unhandicapped not-retarded people) about how we have to use mime and gesture and lots of pointing. And she kept pointing her fingers everywhere and moving around. I laughed and wished she was going all 'I'M POINTIN MA FINGERS.'
Then she'd be a bad actor like Mick Jagger.
She's probably a bad actor already though. She studies Linguistics.
Then I saw JAMES MERRY!!! on my mid-class break and he was all 'DUDE YOU MENTIONED ME ON YOUR BLOG' except without the capitalisation (or any text actually he spoke) and without the haphazardly stereotyped modern post-teen male cliche.
And with more height.
Then I was all 'YEAH THAT'S GREAT, I'VE GOT TO WRITE ABOUT THAT ON THE BLOG, THEN IT'D BE A META-BLOG, AND NOW I'VE DONE IT, SO NOW IT IS!' except not all at that time coz I can't post this post that fast and that was a week ago and today it's today.
YEAH IT'S A METABLOG. I broke the fourth wall.
This is now a Blog Noir.
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The rain was falling heavily against the grimy, monolithic skyscrapers visible out the window. From my desk I saw a broad approaching my office. Opening the door, I realised she had no umbrella. Her coat was brown.
ReplyDeleteShe said, "barqueavez is gay lolol"
Dude, haphazardly stereotyped modern post-teen male cliches are far better than hazardous monophonic postmodern pre-teen gender-ambiguous cliches! omg
I resent you taking my words of wisdom and utilising them as your update titles. 4 of the past 5 have rested on my genius; only the one that isn't totally awesome is quotationed.
Last night I forgot what a semicolon was.