Uni goes back tomorrow (today).
So funny shit should start to flow.
"Stupid sore throat. It means I can't even do what I usually do when I'm ill and at home."
Uni's gonna be crap.
I have to buy a book by my first class.
The class is 9.
The shop opens at 9.
I hope some guy just went 'ehehe let's deliberately make the shop open too late and then sit in the trees and watch all the teenagers and old fat guys chuck a spazcock coz they either can't get to class on time or can't get their books and theyre all 'DAMN YOU MY MOLECULAR STRUCTURE FOR NOT ALLOWING ME TO BE IN 2 PLACES AT ONCE WITHOUT CAUSING A TEMPORAL PARADOX'. And touching themselves.
"I'll never feel right saying "put that on your pole"".
The Big O spoke to congress the other day. Everyone was all going on about his wife's sleeveless dress. On sky news the reader chick went "The right to bear arms has always been an issue in the United States, but first lady Michelle Obama has offered a whole new take on the argument." I immediately thought "wow that was really crap"
After his address that republican guy who looks like Dev but without the faggy stubble offered the party's response. Apparently this can be likened to "The Rolling Stones opening for Air Supply" and "Led Zeppelin being followed by nothing but a harmonica." Apparently Dave is going to tour with Zep, and noone's going to like him.
What's funny is that Bobby Jindal is black and so's Dave.
"I bet you'd hear a cornet and claim it was a flugelhorn."
"I bet you'd hear a fart and claim it was a burp."
Beardface Epicpants (Scott) linked me this before. It's great.
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/489/1236045906372.gif
"Ahah holy crap
I was laughing so hard at that
I farted"
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What a great update. It's like all awesome me. And none of the gross stuff is me. ;)
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oops too late
This has good physics. My next update will have bad physics. Yay
Whoa you updated while Iwas reading to make it clear that Scott is Beardman Epicpant. Wily devil.