pussily suck anus and feed with praise

I"m currently tediously traversing through latino anus amounts of archived social idiocy coz some faggot thinks he's Dan "I'm a crazy fucknugget" Brown. It's worthwhile though just for the snippets of comedy gold.

For the sake of security, I will refer to anyone who isn't me or Jonathan "Pumbaa" Thomas "I have a strangely shaped head" Schroeder born Sep 14 1989, residential address 69 Gaycuntnigger Road Racistville (it's next to Windale) as 'the situation.'

The difference is most of the people in question here can rightly be called (rather dire) 'situations', giving the title much more credibility than it is when applied to a n****r from the state of N*w J****y*.


Naz: why is my p being stupid
Naz: pp[p[p;[p;[p;[p;[po0p[opl;[po;[
Naz: i might go offline and shake the cra out of the lato

If only that a was an e. I would very much like to remove all semblance of cra from Jared Leto.

If by 'cra' you mean 'fat cock."

Not really I don't. I have no desire to remove any such 'fat cock' from inside Jared Leto. It suits him.

"damn i love that guys pants"
"i love a lot of peoples pants"
"i love keith emerson's pants"

Hos: did i rape you?
Naz: yeah! awesome
Naz: i like that you did that


"NO FLIPPENDO KNOCKBACK JINX!"

Situation: to quote my old myspace for absolutely no reason but i feel like it: "I take comfort in the fact that i'm better than you"
Naz: i take comfort in the fact that your facts are unreliable

Situation: "he also blew africa and parts of europe off the map that was hanging on the wall."

I don't know who this man is but he seems intent on ruining perfectly respectable 80s artists...through fellatio.

I know The Wall isnt an 80s album, but THAT FUCKIN MAKES ONE OF US FUCK YOU EVERYBODY.

Fuck.

Situation: "Billie piper is an ugly bitch..."

That one was to even out viewer impressions of this unnamed situation, coz everyone knows Billie Piper is both wholly unattractive, and a terrible human being in social circumstances.

Ok now it's time to GUESS THE HILARIOUS FUCKFAGGOT!

Which famous figure is being referred to here?

Naz: during english the past two years i felt that i had to laugh at his jokes so he wouldnt look like a complete nerd
Hos: youre so camp and noble



Situation 2: you can tell a camp is going to suck when it says 'BYO plate'

Situation 3: YOU FIDUCIARY BAG



Wow it was 2 situations, in just one section of text.


Situation 4: more ASSonance

If only that unnamed enigma knew how relevant his pun would become in later University societies. Oh wait it didn't we changed the name.

Fuck that.

Ok I have decided to refer to what would be Situation 5 by a different more prescient name. From now on he/she/Sam Mitchell/it will be referred to as:

The guaranteed eternal misinterpreted sanctuary napalm hermit man of panamerica.

Here is said hermit using a recent feature of society to back up a point.

"I must bring up the booming economy."

Maybe his name should be Jim "The guaranteed eternal misinterpreted sanctuary napalm hermit man of panamerica" Kramer.

Fucking fucking fucking little fucking fucking little fuckers.

There was not really any reason for that. I just want to be Goodfellas, not Scarface. Besides we need reminding of a time when Matt Bellamy didn't digest triple courses of fermented semen for Tuesday breakfast. (Back then he had it fresh, helped keep the falsetto crisp.)

And Joe Pesci is awesome.

Here's a picture of both.


Here's a picture of what would happen if they had a kid.


"He and I are going out. He has fucked me in several areas. My cat is actually a dog."