THE BALL HIT EGG IN THE FACE

Ahahah AHAH it him in the face aah.

Those were heady days.

Fuck i hate that term. It's bullshit.

I'm updating finally it seems. Again there has been external goings-on preventing me from posting on here for so long. What a bitch.

Last week was the traditional six-monthly JB megahaul. It was epic. I got 19 CDs and 2 DVDs.

For all the no doubt SUPER INTERESTED parties, the 19 I got were:

1. The one with the crazy guy.
2. The one with the letters.
3. One I forgot.
4. The racist one.
5. The SUPER HOT GUY one.
6. The one with the naked women (not really)
7. Can a CD even cost $4 wtf man. Get out. (BOO)
8. The one with the juicy prime minister.
9. The one by that guy who did that song.
10. The FUCKIN BROKEN ONE FUCK
11. The dying one.
12. The one that's better than Sgt Peppers.
13. The nice one (aaaaaahaha you're all gonna try and decrypt this one.)
14. The mildly pleasingly content one.
15. The butthead one.
16. The redundant one (wtf other type can you have. Im going to draw on your mind)
17. The one with the bad hairdo.
18. The one with the three bad hairdos.
19. MOOOOOTHEEEEEEERRRR OOOOOOOH. (You see that could actually be two of my set, crazy Jim)

As you can plainly see, I have no material (either for this update or in physical form.)

So here's some pictures.


I'm so stealing all Dave's pictures and likenesses here. It's like our musical career except Dave's pictures are good.

"Massive call. Massive call..............Massive call." - That loquacious Fox Sports guy on my claim that that album I said is better than Sgt Peppers is better than Sgt Peppers.

What a great week and a half.

I was at Nazza's house for 3 days (and probably some nights.)

We watched Bladerunner.

It was grand.

And at the loft there was MARK and BLIGH!!!!!!!!!!

He was in the recording studio, and we saw him, and we heard his eclectic creations. There was many overdubbed Bligh harmonies. It was like a giant screaming orgasm of 100 Blighs.

Then we went to SAVE THE LOFT. Basically the mayor is a douche, Aaron Buman takes it in his gaping vagina every day and CARLIN is awesome. We saved the place for another two years, but it was still bullcrap. And I didn't score any pussy. Who the hell can't score a hippyhoe at an anti-establishment protest. I can understand if Tim Chaston didn't get any at an internet protest. I mean...it's the internet. Besides he probably did, because he's just that hot.

I shook Bligh, Carlin and Mark's hands within a 24 hour period. It is distressing because I want to not touch anything with my hand ever again and wipe off their goldengerms, but I really want to touch myself (although it would mean their germs would be on the thing I desire them to be on most.)

I hope Aaron Buman sues me for libel.

Here's a picture of Aaron Buman.


For those of you expecting a joke picture there, sorry. That's actually him, he just looks that douchey.

But it was OK coz straight after the council meeting we went to THE MOVIES to see Bladerunner 2.

It was pretty shit awful but i got to see SCOTT and CHRISTIAN BALE and their respective epic beards. And Sam is going to Europe meaning he's safe for a few weeks. So what a fulfilling night.

"Man my MSN is failing.
Well done MSN guy.
Fred.
Or whatever arbitrary human mascot title MSN has.
Like Myspace Tom
Or Trivia Bob.
Or Gay rights movement Sam."