Thursday, April 30, 2009

"dis movie gnna suck mcgonagalz balls"

This is to be a QUOTETASTIC post.

I can't be bothered anything creative. I'm too devastated at being 1 of 2 people who go JOHN ADAMS right.

TWO PEOPLE.

JOHN ADAMS WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO LIVE IN THE WHITEHOUSE. ITS PRETTY OBVIOUS REALLY. BUT 100 PEOPLE COULDNT GET IT RIGHT AND LESSEN MY PAIN.

I'm gonna stab Paul Giamatti for coming to trivia just to deliberately screw me over.
I'm going to shave off his sideburns then play bowls with his haughty round self.


"People think i'm fuckin weird" - Spinks

"It was the recession we had to have"
"Well it is irresistibly tasty"

"I saw Jon Voight on heat"

"Brisbane. Where the beer is warm."

"Ellen Degeneres has enough wet spots on her already."

"Two people in the world are crap"

I had another quote here which was from a YOUTUBE COMMENT but i can't find the video so screw its spinksterhole. Also why is YOUTUBE still apparently a misspelled word?

"Stop grinding chocolate into my paper"

"If its merciless rationalism doesn't enrage you at some point, you probably aren't alive." - Some guy reviewing THE GOD DELUSION.

That's it I think.

Until next time.
SAVE FERRIS

1 comment:

  1. I'm baking Ferris a cake right now.

    Stop stealing my grinding chocolate quote into my paper.

    Also way to write down punchlines without setups for half of it. I have no idea which two people it was, and I'm pretty sure you probably don't either.

    Ellen Degeneres was on the paper that Hosford poured liquid absentmindedly on. He's an absentminded mess machine.

    I shall see Jon Voight in Heat on Saturday.

    I don't even remember the context of that Brisbane quote.

    Hudson's quotes are butchered, but that's okay because he's a jerk. :P

    I rate this post a C-.

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