It's about time I posted.
It's April so we're inevitably in a boring phase of nothing interesting happening. Clearly Levi agrees and feels as if he needs to spice things up.
Sam says:
i am not the "big red one"!
Ben was looking at the yellow pages and he suddenly went "Wow look they named a place after Sam, Little Redhead Point."
I saw the Who two weeks ago. They were sweet. This massively elderly bitch got superpissed and tripped over right in front of us. I laughed out loud before I could stop myself and she was all looking around to see who laughed. It was great.
The concert was epic. They played everything I wanted them to play and near the end I was all jumping up and down like a gay fag and Sam was not completely motionless and robotic.
My mum asked me to get a photo of Sam's dad so we could show everyone he looked like John Brumby.
"I have had entirely too much Hudson this week"
"Newcastle is weird." I love Tim Chaston.
Trivia's so great. We've dominated for three weeks in a row now, irrespective of the fact that Levidicus ruined it for everybody last week by being a faggy lapdog. I was annoyed because my joke didn't get read out. It was "How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb....NONE THEY DON'T FIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH."
It's better than "St George won 11 premierships in a row with 1 raper, how many are the Bulldogs going to win?" and the one I stole off the duckbitch. And they both got read out.
"Heh 'Biden Warns Israel Not to Attack Iran.'
They're not gonna do it now."
Biden's just that good.
They were all, 'lets eat icecream instead.'"
This guy came around saying we'd get an easter egg if we filled in some survey about the true meaning of easter. There was free chocolate involved so I did it. I said my name was Jimmy Smitsford and my email was 'jimmy_smites_jews@gmail.com." I hope some anti-semite called Jimmy actually has that email and gets messages from the religious guy saying how he's an evil man and he's all 'dude screw you i fucked ya mum' in reply. Then the religious dude is all 'how could you cheat on me with that jew-hater mum.' Coz theyre a religious family. Religious people do that sort of thing.
"Man the Bass Guitar is clearly the greatest instrument ever invented by man."
"Yeah.
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Except when Roger Waters is playing it.
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and Sam."
"When i got home i had to get the Hudson smell off me."
Nazza got his bad stats joke read out. It was great. I knew I'd a free meal coz Nazza doesn't eat food. Egg spend the rest of the day trying to get him to eat a wedge, and then Scott got my strawberry milk on him.
Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners and no amputees. says:
PUMPED FOR TOMORROW'S FOOTBALL
GREAT SHAME HAS BEEN BROUGHT UPON OUR TRIVIA TABLE says:
I HOPE THE BALL IS LOLOLOL
I double dipped in the wedge sauce.
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You double dipped! The shame.
ReplyDelete*insert Phil Manzanera choking guitar*
Clearly we need to call Sam "the big red one" from now until his death. Also, way to not mention your summer fling during The Who concert. Unless that girl and the old woman were one and the same. *eyebrow raise*
Bass guitar is great.