"Do you want to spank me?"

Holy McFucknuggets IT IS ME!

I have returned from whence-I-came.

It was a shit place.

I have been absent these weeks first so as to complete my manly university assignments, then have my manly "random gathering of heterosexual men for games of a non-homosexual variety which isn't a party" birthday gathering, then because i had manly diarrhoea. Two of those three adjectives referred to virile male sexuality and one referred to that shit footy team, match them up.

Now I can regale all the recent highlights and lores.

Uni was worth it, I aced my blog, apparently I got 48/50 which seems remarkable but then Uni marking standards make about as much sense as fiodgh;awdgo;e;a;GF;FPOOaiygfig.

Here is our blog. It also has Brickman. If you're wondering why everything you first see is posted by him, it's because he's lazy and had made about two posts in the actual month we were sposed to. Unless you're Marj. Then I don't know why, maybe you're going wackass or some shit.

If you're wondering why its about a shit decade...


Speaking of people who are fags and give people the finger far more often than their personality inherently grants them right to do so and were prominent in all mine and my friend's live until 2007 and now nobody gives a shit, I love Dave.

Dave is a genius.

I wish crazyfatfaceweedmanfossilizedbob Dave would turd him back out his oft-pummelled rectum-hole.

Read his genius back at the good old Freud.

http://www.geocities.com/pink_Freud05/

For those of you of the woman faith who are all 'what is that all, that's bullcrap?', click on the 'Previous articles' link you slutty hoebitch.

Brickman's on that site too. He's the blue one. Because light and vaguely aquaesque blue is always associable with New Zealand.

Man this post is nasty, I'd better reassure myself that i'm still a fundamentally brilliant human being.

I have cancer.

I'm going to die soon.

My realistic wish is simply to eat a pie.

That makes me a better person than every single other dying cancerous dickwad.

That's what i'm talking about. I hope someone reads this and cries so I can replenish my nutritional sodium intake. Oh man, they need to make a chocolate milk pie. That'd be totally whack and illin'.

Check back here tomorrow to experience the second funniest email I've gotten in the past fortnight.