OMG WTF IS A BLOG!!?!?!:OPOO:D:D:D!!!

Yeah. That was derivative.

This is my blog. My scatological wastebasket. My jocularious dissertation. My nefarious nomenclature. My live revue of animal parts.

You should read it. It comes highly recommended.

Ahaha my confirmation message to start this blog was 'boner'

Uni starts soon. That's when all the funny shit will start. The following is a naively presumptive list of what features can be expected once the routine of university kicks into gear:

*Seeing hilarious dudes
*Seeing remotely cool dudes in passing for a few seconds without them catching sight of you.
*Banal anecdotes originating from the mouths of such people as Scott, Tim Chaston, JAMES MERRY!!!, Levi and Tim Chaston, James Merry and Levi's funny looking friend.
*Jaredisms
*Vaguely oblivious lecturers who are unaware of their inherent seediness.
*Sam having red hair
*Seeing remotely cool dudes in passing for a few seconds before they slickly pass out of sight to avoid having to interact with you.
*Miscontextualized conversations of random eavesdropped-upon people.
*Keith Nesbitt being awesome.
*Dirk's End.
*That drunk guy.
*That old guy who always laughs at whatever the lecturer says.
*Observations on the hotness of a vast array of women ranging from 'plain' to 'average' on the spectrum of physical attractiveness.
*Phil Collins being bald
*That crazy guy with the crazy shirts who looks like Earl but with red hair and if it was the 1970's

That's about it.

All of my classes are up on blackboard with their details and course outline's and everything except the one I actually need to look at now. It's crap. What's funny about that is that Phil Collins has a bald patch and it covers his entire head.